You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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