are you still at the devil's house?
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Randomize
