yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
is wine microwaveable?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
