living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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