It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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