everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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