Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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