I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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