Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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