By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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