i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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