I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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