IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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