I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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