I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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