THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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