ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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