Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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