Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
