Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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