Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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