I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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