Me. At least after what I've been through.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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