I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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