you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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