I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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