...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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