Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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