It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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