with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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