i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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