I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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