i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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