He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
