Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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