Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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