What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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