All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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