my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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