Non-Jews are for practice
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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