booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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