yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
thus making me awesome and them whores
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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