susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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