Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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