they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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