And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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