Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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