my being single is dangerous.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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