Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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