I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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