even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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