I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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